mAx's definitions

Catch 22

A pretty good ska band back in 1998. Then guitarist/singer Tomas Kalnoky and bassist Josh Ansley and trumpeter/trombonist Jamie Egan left to start another band called Streetlight Manifesto, who are now awesome. Catch 22, on the other hand, shifted new band members and now sucks.

Wow, Catch 22 sucks now.

by Max January 22, 2004

Straight

1. no thank you
2. heterosexual

1."Yo dawg, I'm straight
2. "Is he straight?"

by Max August 3, 2003

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

industrial metal

a type of music with fast drum beats and loud guitar solos.

Some of Rammstein's songs are industrial metal.

by Max September 15, 2003

spurl

The act of rolling marijuana into a 'white rice paper' very tightly with keen perfection.

"Max, go on and spurl that fool!"

by max June 14, 2004

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005