luke's definitions
by Luke February 24, 2005

by Luke July 12, 2003

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
by Luke April 13, 2005

by Luke June 20, 2003

by Luke July 25, 2003

by luke May 19, 2003
