luke's definitions

midas

really good, golden

That girls midas son

by luke December 23, 2002

elliot smith

Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical

IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith

by Luke January 10, 2005

whoa transvestite

Originally found in tv show 'The Family Guy,' now used by students everywhere to ensue outrage in teachers and principals the world over.

Hello class, My name's Mr. Bates, and I'll be taking youyr class today.

"Whoa, Transvestite!"

by Luke December 26, 2004

cock wagon

A chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.

Holy shit, the cock wagon has labias to her fuckin knees!

by Luke July 25, 2006

jak

A stupid or ignorant person.

"Listen to me, ya jak!"

by Luke January 12, 2003

brodozer

Used to describe the vehicles piloted by desert bros. Usually large white trucks to begin with, they are then trasformed into the epitamy of excess (In the opposite direction of rice rockets) via the addition of enormous lift kits, huge tyres (usually baja claws see haha claws. Eveything chromable is chromed, and everything flamable is flamed (including window tinting) The headlights are often mounted in the front bumper to stay at the leagal height. The trucks tip easily, and don't off-road any better than they ever did.

This baja bug could romp the shit out of any brodozer in Glamis.

by Luke August 2, 2004

kess

A person of poor financial status with a cardboard house and two sets of clothes, this person often attempts to ask/beg for money of the public, and noted by his old and tattered clothing.

"omg look at those kessy shoes" "stop being such a kess" "he picked that off the floor, what a kess"

by luke March 18, 2005