luka's definitions

strider

When you're running to the bathroom and don't make it on time. Then you get strider all over your legs.

Oh shit. I've got strider on my legs.

by Luka December 17, 2003

musical sex

Kind of like musical chairs but the person who doesn't get the chair has to be violently ass raped by a horny gorilla.

The gorillas are the only winners in musical sex.

by Luka May 22, 2004

blind

You'll never see it coming.

You'll never know what hit you.

by Luka October 10, 2004

system of a down

fucking awesome band. what the hell man? POP!?!?!?!?!? u guys r sooo retarded.

Linkin Park, Adema, and System of a Down are fuckin awesome!

by Luka October 25, 2003

apu

Armored Personel Unit

I got into the APU and killed some dirty Yugos.

by Luka November 22, 2003

hephalumps and woozles

what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!

Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.

by Luka September 9, 2003

System of a Down hater

A person who hates System of a Down.

Note that this person is most likely an asswipe or has just been violently ass raped. Upon sight of a SOAD hater, you must exterminate this pathetic excuse for a human being immediately.

by Luka May 21, 2004