luigi's definitions

guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.

Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

malignorant

Lower Midwest slang: contraction of being malignant AND ignorant all at the same time.

Beaufort was not only cantankerous, he was downright malignorant and liable to start a fight over practically anything and nothing.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

delteated

Deleted. Used with baleeted and del taco.

Baleeted!
Huh?
Delteated!
Wh-- uhh...
Del Taco?

by Luigi June 2, 2003

tootz

V.trans: To light something on fire.

Albert tootzed up the grill and he and his friends barbecued a few bratwursts and knocked back some brewskis. Life was good in Milwaukee. Or WAS, until the attack of the seven-foot Japanese beetles ruined their cookout.

"Damn beetles!" moaned Albert, as one of the large hemiopter was chewing off his face.

"I told you, don't get those beetle traps, didn't I," chided Steve. "They just ATTRACT them to your place. Next time, use spray. Damn the environment!"

But by that time, Albert couldn't hear Steve's good if belated advice, because the beetle had chewed his head off entirely.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

King of Flop

Nickname for Vlade Divac.

Vlade Divac's reputation for flopping on the basketball court has earned him the nickname King of Flop.

by Luigi July 21, 2004

bowl skidder

An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.

Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

busycheeker

The top or dominant partner in a gay pair. Both he and the busycheekee are engaging in the art of busycheekistry

Bruce was a leather-bar hopping busycheeker looking for some fresh meat.

by Luigi July 11, 2004