Definitions by luigi

Diflucous of the blowhole 

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

Diflucous of the blowhole by Luigi July 12, 2004

blowhole 

asshole or anus; your sphincter

He had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole after getting a bad icecube in Mexico.

blowhole by Luigi July 12, 2004

Tanga 

Tanga, like thong or butt floss, a thin strap-like undergarment that shows more than it covers.

The tango dancer enthralled her audience with a good glimpse of her tanga during an especially deep dip.

Tanga by Luigi July 11, 2004

busycheekistry 

The art of being a busycheeks; gay sex.

Bruce stopped into the bathhouse for some busycheekistry.

busycheekistry by Luigi July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Luigi July 11, 2004

sado-masochistic 

Adjective: engaging in sado-masochism. A form of bondage-discipline or pain-pleasure.

Bruce and his lover Brian were into BSDM and were a sado-masochistic pair.

sado-masochistic by Luigi July 11, 2004

soup on a stick 

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea

Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.

soup on a stick by Luigi July 11, 2004