moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.
Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!
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Slap Happy

when you get too carried away with slapping a person or persons.
It could just be that you went on a slapping spree (greatly encouraged by me by the way, they're fun!)
or that you got so pissed off with someone that you just physically couldn't stop slapping them.

see doodle happy and scissor happy
person #1: "awwww owwww look at my face, is it red?"
person #2: "yeh why?"
person #1: "my ex-girlfriend got slap happy"
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me: i feel like going on a slapping spree...anyone want to come and get slap happy with me?
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placebo

Gorgeous music, gorgeous lead singer....
WHAT A BAND!

related word: all the best ones are gay
Days before placebo came, freezing cold and empty...
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brwy

Or 'brwu'
Internet slang meaning 'be right with you'
commonly used in chatrooms and instant messengers such as msn.
someone says: Why are you replying so slow?

someone else says: I'm playing a game, brwy

someone says: okey dokey
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hug rape

an unwanted or unexpected hug by a person...or persons, that cannot be gotten out of.
Could be a surprise hug....or just a totally unwanted one altogether.
haha HUG RAPE!! *hugs* <---wanted hug

U WILL HUG ME BITCH *hugs struggling person* <---- unwanted hug
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Jeezuz

1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
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double definer

those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.
(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person
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