Definitions by lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds
Slap Happy
when you get too carried away with slapping a person or persons.
It could just be that you went on a slapping spree (greatly encouraged by me by the way, they're fun!)
or that you got so pissed off with someone that you just physically couldn't stop slapping them.
see doodle happy and scissor happy
It could just be that you went on a slapping spree (greatly encouraged by me by the way, they're fun!)
or that you got so pissed off with someone that you just physically couldn't stop slapping them.
see doodle happy and scissor happy
person #1: "awwww owwww look at my face, is it red?"
person #2: "yeh why?"
person #1: "my ex-girlfriend got slap happy"
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me: i feel like going on a slapping spree...anyone want to come and get slap happy with me?
person #2: "yeh why?"
person #1: "my ex-girlfriend got slap happy"
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me: i feel like going on a slapping spree...anyone want to come and get slap happy with me?
Slap Happy by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
act like you've got a pair
A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
act like you've got a pair by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
Jeezuz
1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.
2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.
3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.
3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!
2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"
3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF
*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"
3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF
*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
Jeezuz by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
arsecons
Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
arsecons by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
shitty stick
an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
shitty stick by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
knackerood
a word used to describe a feeling of utter tiredness
a slightly odd mumsy type word....meaning the exact same as knackered but slightly exaggerated in its pronunciation and meaning.
Variation: knackerackerood (but we wont go there)
a slightly odd mumsy type word....meaning the exact same as knackered but slightly exaggerated in its pronunciation and meaning.
Variation: knackerackerood (but we wont go there)
knackerood by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 24, 2004