lovekraft's definitions
The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.
I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.
by Lovekraft December 31, 2008

by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.
"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."
"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."
"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."
by lovekraft September 5, 2009

by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.
by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

ANYTHING BUT THIS syndrome occurs when a relationship sours and your significant other doesn't care where the two of you go, as long as it's separate ways. Reconciliation is impossible.
by Lovekraft January 12, 2009

When crouched over a Scrabble game for too long, standing up gives you Scrabble Back - usually applies to those over forty years old.
by Lovekraft January 14, 2009
