ABT syndrome

ANYTHING BUT THIS syndrome occurs when a relationship sours and your significant other doesn't care where the two of you go, as long as it's separate ways. Reconciliation is impossible.

I think my girlfriend has ABT syndrome. No matter how hard I try, it's just not good enough.

by Lovekraft January 12, 2009

scrabbleback

When crouched over a Scrabble game for too long, standing up gives you Scrabble Back - usually applies to those over forty years old.

OK, that's N-O-V-A for seven points. I need a drink. Agh! Major scrabbleback! Ah, it hurts.

by Lovekraft January 14, 2009

4th Grader

A dolt. Someone who ISN'T smarter than a Fifth Grader.

Man, Louis is such a 4th grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthdate.

by Lovekraft November 25, 2008

4th grader

referring to the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader." Someone who is a dolt.

Man Juan is a 4th Grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthday!

by Lovekraft November 27, 2008

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.

"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."

by Lovekraft February 03, 2009

phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

by Lovekraft January 16, 2009