12 definitions by lores

Lawlmart

The funnier version of Walmart.

Scoots applied for a job at Lawlmart, but was not hired because he's not a winmen.

by lores November 24, 2008

Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by lores July 11, 2008

fps headache

A headache from pwning too many noobs, espicially via headshots, in first person shooter games.

Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.

by lores August 14, 2007

Large Pad

A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.

Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?

No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.

by lores April 22, 2008

three hard

Something that's more difficult than too hard, but not quite as hard as four hard.

Scoots: LoRes, why U R keep macken up dees words?

LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!

by lores August 19, 2008