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This Old Tyme Medieval Anglo-Saxon Terminology Has Dual Meanings In The Ancient World

1)Receiving A Fellatious Act From A Less Than Standard Wench

2)Laying With And Or Receiving Fellatio From The Villages Most Beautiful Woman
1)Damn Man, I Was At That Party At Courtney's. I Was So Drunk I Got Some Dragon Brain From Misty.

2)Bro, You Wouldn't Believe it, I Got That Milf's Dragon Brain Last Night
by lord-gore March 8, 2010
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a sexual act in which your partner does a handstand behind you facing your backside, while you secure the legs, they pull your penis backward between your legs and start a fellatio while maintaining the handstand and grip
Natch maintained the Lock And Chain on Flint for a full 6 hours immortalizing him in the Guinness book of world records. when quotes the following was said

reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves dick, so no it was second nature for the both of us
by lord-gore March 29, 2010
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a term used for a type of Wisconsin boy who lactates, its a rare birth defect in which the natch grows mammary glands in his throat and under his armpits, and they swell to great proportions, its all quite complex and scientific, the end product is an excess of testosterone and a suckle-able teet. it is very hard for this creature to maintain an erection to procreate being it only mates with the great red assed baboon
its kind of hard to take a man who lactates serious
(Cowmando also referred to as a homogenized-homosexualis)
by lord-gore May 14, 2010
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a sexual act from doggy style in which you spit into your partners anus while quickly inserting your penis into the anus, then pulling out
Nate Gave Cori The Gaper Last Night?
by lord-gore March 8, 2010
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a sexual act in which you invert the shocker
meaning two fingers in the rectum and one in the vagina
two in the stink one in the pink bro!
loch-nar for the win
by lord-gore March 18, 2010
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