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Zaw Mae Lone 

That chubby Myanmar military spokesperson that makes every Myarwaddy and MRTV news conference sounds like a joke. He once tried to imitate Donald trump's MAGA quote but horribly failed due to his poor english skills.
Person 1: I just watched an Mrtv news conference and was laughing my butt off.
Person 2: Sure, thats all because of Zaw Mae Lone
The ultimate language to insult regular folks without them knowing, and also get away with doing gibberish while interpreting the local news.
Jason: I have no single knowledge of Asl and got away with gibberish interpreting the local news.
Asl by lord of the words 446 January 19, 2021
The year that's finally here now after a whole year of misfortune.
Fudge 2020, 2021 is finally here and I hope its not a sequel of 2020, but lets see about that.
2021 by lord of the words 446 January 1, 2021

April 4 2006 

The one and only perfect birthdate to ever exist and it is the G.O.A.T. with 0% doubt. They are truly the best and you can't deny it because whatever you do to them, they will always be lit. AHA!!
Angelo: I'm born in April 4 2006
David: Same mate, we have the best birthdate ever!! No one can stop us!!

Urbdiction 

A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.

The stages of urbdiction in order are:

1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!

Some signs of urbdiction are:

1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.
Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.

3 years later

Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!

2 years later:

Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!
Urbdiction by lord of the words 446 December 12, 2020
The religion of the Urban Dictionary in which you believe in every single frickin word in the Urban Dictionary and treat Urban Dictionary in a godly status. You also believe that the Urban Dicitionary have so many magical powers that it determine your faith in humanity and afterlife.
The sins of Urbdism are:

1. Insulting any word in Urban Dictionary.
2. Thinking the word of the day is extremely stupid.
3. Thinking Urban Dictionary is useless in life.
4. Insulting Aaron Peckham founder of Urban Dicitonary.
Random dude: Oh my gosh! Today's word of the day is so frickin stupid!
Urbdist: Well you'll one day suicide because the mighty Urban Dictionary will give you a curse of depression.

Anti Urbdism: Aaron Peckham is one big smooth brain. Fudge him!
Urbdist: Well, you'll die next day and surrender in hell for 100,000,000,000,000,000 miserable years. Do not underestimate the power of the mighty Urban Dictionary!
Urbdism by lord of the words 446 December 10, 2020

Justin Bieber 

1.One typical dude from London Canada that have an extraordinary musical talent from the age of 2 including playing the drums and singing like no one ever could. which resulted him to be to be a truly lit pop sensation with love and support from millions and millions of beliebers forever.
2. The singer of popular hits such as Baby, Sorry, Yummy, Holy, Intentions and many more.
3. A poor person that have been tortured and made fun of from the know it all media and his jealous haters.
4. A person that is trying to be a better person in life reflecting back from the negativity and hate he received in his younger days.
5. One true prince of pop and not a jerk like what everyone thinks.
Person : Have u heard of the dude Justin Bieber?
Belieber: Yes of course, he is the truly lit person both physically and mentally.
Media: Justin Bieber sucks, he bleh bleh bleh
Belieber: This media is braindead.