Definitions by lord football

Woody 

To going missing for large periods of time without any prior notice.

Lord Lucan did a woody.

Woody by Lord Football March 10, 2005

bumsex 

The english expression "bum" refers to the buttocks. Therefore, bumsex this side of the pond would refer to anal sex.

Hiya love, fancy bumsex?

bumsex by Lord Football March 6, 2005

cuntmould 

The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.

I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.

cuntmould by Lord Football February 26, 2005