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Definitions by loop zoop

interpolation 

n. The way that a good majority of mainstream hip-hop songs get their melodies. Technically, it's a form of sampling; an interpolation is basically borrowing (or stealing) the melody of another song and recording it as your own. In theory, it's supposed to be done legally, although there have been cases of artists reusing melodies without permission, which have led to lawsuits.
Girl Singing "Changes": "That's just the way it is! Things'll never be the same!" That's my favorite 2pac song!
Music Snob: 2pac didn't write that! Bruce Hornsby did! It's an "interpolation"!
*Girl smacks Music Snob*
interpolation by loop zoop July 15, 2011

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!
Vegan Black Metal Chef (making Pad Thai): FORM THE TRIANGLES INTO THE SYMBOL OF THE ANCIENTS ON THE PLATE!

Googling yourself 

1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.

2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.
College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!

College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?

Slam poetry 

n. A style of spoken word poetry that is generally used in a competition, known as a poetry slam. Often, as with hip-hop music, the subject matter concerns urban life, crime, drugs, or other inner-city-related subjects. The difference in many cases, however, is that with slam poetry, the words/lyrics are more introspective and creative than your run-of-the-mill hit rap song. Also seems influenced by the Beat Poets, such as Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac.
Beau Sia wrote a book of slam poetry called "A Night Without Armor II: The Revenge," which probably really pissed off Jewel Kilcher.
Slam poetry by loop zoop July 3, 2011
n. A pejorative nickname for the Sigma Delta Tau sorority, due to the fact that a reasonable number of its members have a reputation for sleeping around. Alternatively, some people also call it "EAT," because of how the Greek letters look. Is it true? Ask around campus!
Female Student: So, I'm pledging for Sigma Delta Tau for rush this week!

Friend: You're pledging for STD? Don't contract one!
STD by loop zoop July 3, 2011

Cheshire Bridge Rd.

n. A street near Midtown Atlanta, known for its sex shops, strip clubs, and massage parlors...oh yeah, and there are some great restaurants too. Much more active at night than during the day, of course.
Dude: Hey, I'm gonna hit Cheshire Bridge Rd. and go get a private lap dance!

Friend: OK, just don't get arrested.
n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.
Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!
Failbook by loop zoop July 1, 2011