29 definitions by lmxdurgex

broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by lmxdurgex December 25, 2008

solicitate

To offer to have sex with somone in exchange for money and/or currency.

Man, thoses prostitutes sure can solicitate.

by lmxdurgex December 25, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by lmxdurgex December 25, 2008

grammer nazi

a person obsessed with proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling and bitches to people who dont use proper grammer, punctuation, and spelling

My friend sam is such a grammer nazi I wrote "r" instead of are on my essay in english and he still hasn't shut up about it.

by lmxdurgex January 19, 2009

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

by lmxdurgex October 17, 2009

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by lmxdurgex December 31, 2009