lmxdurgex's definitions

red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

blue balls

Frost bittin testicles.

Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex December 16, 2008

holiday whore

A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas.

I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

aurtard

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008