poodini

noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.

"dude i swear that bitch had poo in her giner! what is she, some kind of poodidni?"

by living proof December 12, 2003

pussy wolferson

n; used to address a person with a similar sounding name, Ex. Billy Wilkinson, who has far too much body hair for they're own good.

"hey pussy wolferson, when you gonna shave that neck hair?"

by living proof December 12, 2003

motivation

Adj; used to describe the false sense of enthusiasim one shows to get their jackass boss to leave them alone false motivation

"I knew i didnt have to check up on Molitor today after he showed such outstanding motivation this mornig."

by living proof December 12, 2003

left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003

b's

abrev; used by military personel when abreviating the word barracks.

indiv. 1 "wow she's hot, what are you gonna do with her"
indiv. 2 "well i plan on getting her so drunk she cant even speak german anymore, then try to take her back to the b's

by living proof December 12, 2003

gypnahoe

n; slang abreveation of jo jo the gypsy hoe. jo jo being the two sacks of fat hanging from the chest area of the individual, gypsy being the term used to describe her nomadic bed hopping, and hoe is self-explanitory

indiv. 1 " hey where's Radney tonight?"
indiv. 2 "oh...probably out with that gypnahoe of his."

by living proof December 12, 2003

frequency grease

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"hey, Jones, this radio isn't working, go ask the commander for some more frequency grease." see also chemlight batteries

by living proof December 12, 2003