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Brought Presence

The best thing to say when you discover it's a Birthday Party & didn't bring a present!
Girl: Hey, where's my present?
Boy: Er, I Brought Presence?
Girl: Yah… tightwad.
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Gap Year Anarchist

A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.

Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.

A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.

The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!
"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"

(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)
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Tutter

Someone who tuts.

Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.
They: 'It wasn't like this back in the war… tut'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
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Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.
Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?
by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008
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Indeed

To Anglicise thereby reinforcing the validity of a response to any statement.
She: 'I…'
You: 'Indeed'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
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Windows FP

Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.

Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.

Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.

Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"
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random o'clock

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.
You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"
by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010
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