little-miss can't do wrong's definitions

Why?

An much overused question, usually with a really obvious answer.

They: 'She left me for a Barrister… Why?'
You: 'Because you an a Barista'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011

Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.

They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Domain Diet

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.

You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true

by little-miss can't do wrong June 17, 2012

Anglicise

To make British, something which isn't generally considered to be so by those pesky Brits.

Curiously, some auto-correct systems replace Anglicise with anglicize.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Jobby

A job so wonderful, it's more like a hobby.

Jane loves her Jobby, because she is an ice cream taster.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

outsourcing

cheating on your partner, typically when your current partner doesn't give you what you need.

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
he: 'yeah, she swallows...'

also,

buddy: 'outsourcing again?'
she: 'yeah, he has a car'

by little-miss can't do wrong March 12, 2007

Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.

Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?

by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008