Definitions by little-miss can't do wrong
Domain Diet
You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
Domain Diet by little-miss can't do wrong June 17, 2012
Nappy Happy
Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Nappy Happy by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
Mencyclopaedia
FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.
Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.
Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.
Mencyclopaedia by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
Tutter
Someone who tuts.
Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.
Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.
They: 'It wasn't like this back in the war… tut'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'
Tutter by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
Why?
Why? by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
They: 'IT doesn't work'
They: 'I installed IT and then the screen went blank. Why?'
They: 'He works in IT'
You (laughing inside): 'Have you turned IT off and back on again?'
They: 'I installed IT and then the screen went blank. Why?'
They: 'He works in IT'
You (laughing inside): 'Have you turned IT off and back on again?'
IT by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
Electric Sin
The sensation felt during/after jumping a red light on an electric bicycle.
Unlike a regular cyclist, electric riders experience a moment of shame akin to a car driver jumping a traffic light (which they would never do).
Unlike a regular cyclist, electric riders experience a moment of shame akin to a car driver jumping a traffic light (which they would never do).
Folk: 'rolled through Times Square on red & felt Electric Sin, right up until a bike messenger slammed into me on the next green'.
Electric Sin by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011