Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

cheese

Popular since the release of the 2000 film 'Snatch'. The term is used to celebrate the successful use of cheese in removing a large diamond from a dog, without the need for a gun.

"cheese is flawless"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 04, 2007

Jawb

A lousy job. The opposite of a Jobby.

I loathe my Jawb, it ain't no Jobby.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

by little-miss can't do wrong March 03, 2007

Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.

Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?

by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008

Indeed

To Anglicise thereby reinforcing the validity of a response to any statement.

She: 'I…'
You: 'Indeed'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Why?

An much overused question, usually with a really obvious answer.

They: 'She left me for a Barrister… Why?'
You: 'Because you an a Barista'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011