Definitions by lil kid fucker

boobie zoo 

the strip club

let's black out and go to the boobie zoo

boobie zoo by lil kid fucker April 30, 2024

flying saucer nipples 

there is no breast. only nipple

the girl i took home had flying saucer nipples. she was basically just one big nipple

flying saucer nipples by lil kid fucker November 5, 2021

poultry impediment 

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

poultry impediment by lil kid fucker April 6, 2021

bat-muncher

derogatory term for an individual of Chinese descent

Some bat-muncher was coughing up a storm in my class today. We now all have coronavirus

bat-muncher by lil kid fucker March 13, 2020

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms

who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?

scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

prison scissoring 

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite

i got aids from prison scissoring that convict

prison scissoring by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

fabreze nazi 

one who takes every chance he gets to spray fabreze

greg's been a fabreze nazi ever since his indian roommate moved in

fabreze nazi by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020