coast is clear

"The coast is clear" is said when it has been determined that it is now safe to proceed; that there are no obstacles or witnesses to what one is about to do.
"The coast is clear", he thought as he watched his lover's husband drive away from the house.
by Libertine October 04, 2005
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sacred cow

An almost universally accepted societal value that is almost immune from questioning, often unreasonably so.
Monogamy is one of our society's biggest sacred cows.
by Libertine October 04, 2005
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Crackerbox

A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.
Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.
by Libertine November 24, 2011
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morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.
I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.
by Libertine October 08, 2005
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Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.
Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.
by Libertine August 20, 2016
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Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.
by Libertine September 23, 2009
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Awful House

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US
I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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