Awful House

A derogatory term for Waffle House, which is a chain of highway diners mostly in the southern US
I got indigestion when I ate at the Awful House last night
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.
Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.
by libertine February 10, 2013
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get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.
I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.
The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.
by Libertine October 06, 2005
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arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
I'm still wiping off the arse stain.
by Libertine April 09, 2016
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dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".
After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"
by Libertine October 03, 2005
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Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s
When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.
by Libertine September 23, 2009
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