libertine's definitions

Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.

The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.

by Libertine October 5, 2005

wear out

1. To cause harm

2. To hit or beat

1. Stop playing that music so loud; you'll wear out my ears!

2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!

by Libertine October 4, 2005

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

by-blow

18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.

As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).

by Libertine October 2, 2005

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

Butt In

To meddle in another person's private business.

To interrupt a conversation.

John told his brother not to butt in when he was talking to his girlfriend.

by Libertine September 1, 2009

Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

by Libertine September 23, 2009