lengstyll's definitions

bully maguire

bully maguire is the strongest character marvel has created of all time.

mary jane watson: harry jus broke up with me
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

krissed

when you get tricked into watching kris jenner lip syncing to a song with a dazzly sparkly slayable shirt on.

“help i keep getting krissed! it’s been 5 times now”

“bro same i can’t escape it”

by lengstyll June 11, 2022