lengstyll's definitions

kinder buenos

overhyped chocolate which can also cause you salmonella

chav: mmm i love kinder buenos!
bully maguire: i missed the part where you don’t get salmonella

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

bully maguire

bully maguire is the strongest character marvel has created of all time.

mary jane watson: harry jus broke up with me
bully maguire: i missed the part where that’s my problem

by lengstyll April 18, 2022

peter parker

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

by lengstyll March 24, 2022