Definitions by le zoink

uy vey 

Can also be written "oy vey". A phase used to convey the feeling of being impressed/overwhelmed at an impressive thing, or at a repetitive/tedious task.

Person 1: We spent an hour on this and sorted through all of your shit... now we have to do it again!
Person 2: Uy vey...

uy vey by le zoink December 18, 2018

Crap 

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.

Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.

Crap by le zoink December 18, 2018

pass the boof 

A phrase typically used to ask for a hit of another person's marijuana cigarette (blunt, MJ stick). Usually, the other person replies with a negative response.

Person 1: Pass the boof
Person 2: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

pass the boof by le zoink December 14, 2018

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.

e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!

get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018

oofeth 

Short form: oofe
Employed when the word "oof" is insufficient. Usually used to convey sympathy towards a shitty situation.

In a Minecraft server:
Person 1: Gets disconnected
Person 2: oofeth
Person 3: oofe

oofeth by le zoink December 12, 2018