laurie's definitions

hocum

A ho's cum. Could also mean a chick's cum, but only if she's a dirty ho.

Shit! There's hocum all over my sheets!

by Laurie November 27, 2002

fishnitz

fresh fish stuck in the net

How Fresh is this Fishnitz?

by laurie March 19, 2005

lecher

a young man tring to get in a girls pants

he was a lecher

by laurie January 21, 2004

dumbcrap

variation of words like "dumbass" "dumbfuck" and "dumbshit." Means someone stupid or someone who does stupid things.

"Why did you call the cops, dumbcrap?!"

by Laurie March 21, 2005

butt dial

When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.

I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.

by Laurie January 16, 2004

forbidden pleasure

the fruit of a fine gentleman

he has the most unforbidden anatomy tool

by laurie May 13, 2005

beadle

a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!

(all u'd need to say is)ha ure beadle! nuff said

by laurie November 27, 2003