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Definitions by latrelljennings

Samsung Gear 

A line of wearable things by Samsung. The most popular one is the smart watches that have a rotating bezel. The Galaxy Gear, Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo, Gear S, Gear S2, Gear S2 classic, Gear S3 classic, Gear S3 Frontier, Gear Fit, Gear Fit2, Gear Fit2 Pro, and Gear Sport. Damn that's a lot of watches...

But they also have things like the Gear VR. And a few other things. It's Samsung way of bringing you to the future, even though it's really not.
Guy 1: Hey what watch you wearing
Guy 2: Oh this, it's just the Samsung Gear S2 classic. Only over $300. No big deal.
Guy 1: Damn I like that
Samsung Gear by latrelljennings November 18, 2017

What's the move? 

A word for when you're asking someone what they're doing next.
Person #1: I know we just went to the strip club but what's the move?
Person #2: Oh I don't know. I'm probably gonna go home and watch some Cherry Crush on Pornhub.

Unbox Therapy 

A big YouTuber who unboxes things and checks out technology for a living, then banks off of it from the views he gets.
Person 1: YO DUDE UNBOX THERAPY JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO
Person 2: Who the hell is that?.... Ooooh my friend told me about him. I heard he's overrated.
Person 1: Nah bro that's PewDiePie that's overrated.
Person 2: Oh yeah. Thanks Jo.

Urban Dictionary 

Dude, you are so dumb. You are LITERALLY on it right now and you're looking up the definition for Urban Dictionary. How retarded are you?
Person 1: Bro, this dude just went to Urban Dictionary only just to look up what Urban Dictionary means.
Person 2: Jesus Christ what a dumbass. That's like going to Walgreens and going on Google to look up the definition of Walgreens.

YouTube Comments 

A place underneath every video (unless the uploader disabled comments) that has better comedy than George Lopez, Kevin Hart, or any other comedian could ever give you. It doesn't matter what video it is.

Also full of words like Stupid, Dumbass, sentences like "I hate when people ask for likes" then they make you click the read more button... "Like if you agree", "42 likes and 15 views... YouTube is high right now", and "You suk nigger" which is usually the case.
Person 1: Bro do me a favor... Go to McJuggerNuggets's latest video and look at the YouTube comments. You might loose a few brain cells looking at it though.
Person #2: I see it. Are you talking about Squeezed Lemon's comment? Man, what a dick. And his grammar is so bad, but it's so funny!

Internet 

Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.
Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.
Internet by latrelljennings July 7, 2017
A word used by your favorite rapper, Lil Pump.
I fucked a lil bitch she was tired. ESGETIT!
ESGETIT by latrelljennings July 7, 2017