Definitions by laptoplord

ASM 

THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA

ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS

E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"

ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king

ASM by laptoplord February 23, 2022

septre 

Septre is when someone says thank but septre dont know so they just say THANK

Random: Hey, do you know the circumference of the sun multiplied by bobs breakfast
Septre: THANK!

septre by laptoplord February 15, 2022

Akira Agma

Akira Agma is so high IQ he does plays we think are bad but he is so intellectually better than the rest of the people he says the play is good

Average player: "Look at this clip this guy is afk behind the objective for the whole round"

Chad player: "No, he is just Akira Agma he is doing a 100000iq play of inting so the enemy team gets an ego and then he crushed the ego and gets more sr"

*Akira Agma Summons"

Akira Agma: " I'm high bro"

Akira Agma by laptoplord February 14, 2022

Destinite :ghost: 

This one name destinite and then ghost emoji chaddest kaisa enjoyer also they have a crush on yordles like doaenel and I quote "let me tell you why fucking yordles is meta" Also they peaked 4.7 in overwatch and have a MASSIVE ego

random plat peaker: OMG, THAT WINSTON SO GOOOOD HE MUST BE THAT ONE 4.7 PEAK YODLE IMPREGNATOR

4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad

*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"

Destinite :ghost: by laptoplord February 14, 2022

Badi 

Pikachu lover, they love Pikachu so much they have an album with 10000 thousand Pikachu photos, they have all of them even some exclusive renders.

Random: "I have all pikachu photos"

Qemzi: "no badi has all of them and he wants to impregnate pikachu get good"

Badi: " Ratio + L bozo + get good + YB better + didn't ask + i smurf your peak"

Badi by laptoplord February 14, 2022

Qemzi 

This one Qemzi good yuumi like this one SOLO RENEKTON ONLY, you know this one solo renekton only is safe CAUSIN WOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Omg that yuumi is definitely not a Qemzi

Qemzi: " I AMMMMMMMM CHADDDDDDDDDDDDDD :emoji_12: "

Qemzi by laptoplord February 14, 2022

Rodha 

Heimerdonger g0d this one like faker do kill TOOO MUCH

wow that heimerdonger is such a Rodha

Yea we should get Rodha nitro so we get this one faker name arcane season 2

Rodha: THANK!

Rodha by laptoplord February 14, 2022