4 definition by landin porson

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nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)

damn I love hot moms

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by landin porson March 09, 2020

your nice penis when you have an orgasm your seimen demon explodes

coach is going to invert my seimen demon

by landin porson March 07, 2019

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin

damn it i lost my nut napkin

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by landin porson March 08, 2019

the warm cum frozen on a stick

you make delicious cumsicles

by landin porson March 08, 2019