Definitions by laddiehickelsen

brown moment 

When you accidentally shit yourself in public.

I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.

brown moment by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Geographist 

When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.

I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.

Geographist by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

Peeing the toilet's pants by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

peed the kitchen's pants 

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

peed the kitchen's pants by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

I'll pee your pants 

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

I'll pee your pants by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

canned cheese energy 

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

canned cheese energy by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021