Definitions by kurticus

no-girlfriend hair 

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.

ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.

no-girlfriend hair by kurticus June 25, 2006

aye day 

slang for the term "every day" used by urban folk. usually used to describe how often people keep it real, make money and smoke pot.

"yo playa, you on your j.o.b.?"

"no doubt son. aye day, aye day."

aye day by kurticus June 22, 2006

NEGA-TOR

the "evil villian" of negativity. you call someone this when they are being overly negative, bringing everyone else down.

also known as: crapping on someones parade.

me: hey guys want to go to play some cards tonight?

negative person: sure, so we can waste our money, and besides, i'll probably end up buying beer.

me: oh great, NEGA-TOR has arrived!

NEGA-TOR by kurticus May 24, 2006

stinkle

when you pee first thing in the morning and it is quite potent, and stinks pretty bad. a "stinky tinkle."

whoa, who left a stinkle in the toilet and didnt flush? it smells like vitamins!

stinkle by kurticus May 23, 2006

herbasaur 

n) similar to a herb; a person who is acting or simply looks like dork, wierdo, or also a person who is being pompous or arrogant.

can also be described as herbasaurus, or herbasaurus rex.

oh my god, look at the guy that is about to come into our store...what a herbasaur.

herbasaur by kurticus May 23, 2006

boobgina 

another term for tits and ass, or t&a. used primarily by men describing what their goal is when they go out for a night on the town.

dude, what would be really sweet is if tonight i hooked up with some hot chick and copped some boobgina.

boobgina by kurticus May 23, 2006

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

brobst before hobst by kurticus May 23, 2006