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butt punch

Exactly what it sounds like. A very hard punch to the buttocks. An excellent retort when you've been farted on. If done fast enough the sounds of the fart should speed up or change pitch.
bob thought he was being funny when he stuck his ass over my shoulder and farted he stopped laughing when I butt punched him.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the butt punchmug.

hot flash

an embarassing moment where suddenly your face blushes quickly and you can actually feel yourself blush. Sometimes accompanied with a sudden dropping feeling in your stomach.
We were at a party and I figured I could sneak out a fart but just as I did the music stopped and I got a serious hot flash.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
mugGet the hot flashmug.

manchild

David is a one upper manchild
by Kungfu October 16, 2023
mugGet the manchildmug.

stunter

A person that performs tricks and skilled maneuvers on a street motorcycle.
Did you see that guy pull off that mad circle wheelie?
Ya, he is a stunter with the skills.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the stuntermug.

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law
I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the H.O.A.mug.

tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.
That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the tits pierremug.

gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
mugGet the gatekeepermug.

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