kungfu's definitions

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

by KungFu April 4, 2005

tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.

That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.

I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.

Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers

by KungFu April 5, 2005

music store syndrome

when you are in a store and you know there is something you want or need but you can't think of it.

Damnit I know there is something I needed from here, crap I have music store syndrome

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Taiway to hell

The former name for the Taiway

I served aboard the Taiway to Hell.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

antijoke

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz

"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".

by KungFu April 1, 2005