kungfu's definitions

sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant

Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Lima charlie

A millitary term used by the U.S.M.C. Meaning Loud and Clear for two reasons but the most improtant is that it sounds cool and official.

How copy?
Lima charlie

by KungFu April 4, 2005

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

by KungFu April 4, 2005

butt punch

Exactly what it sounds like. A very hard punch to the buttocks. An excellent retort when you've been farted on. If done fast enough the sounds of the fart should speed up or change pitch.

bob thought he was being funny when he stuck his ass over my shoulder and farted he stopped laughing when I butt punched him.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.

Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers

by KungFu April 5, 2005

liberal

1.NOT to be confused with a democrat. A liberal is a person with a far left mentality who is so far gone they refuse to listen to anyone else’s point of view. The hypocrisy of the liberal doesn't stop there, they constantly protest other peoples way of life and life choices under the label of freedom never realizing that all the protesting and complaining they do only creates more laws and rules thus further restricting freedom.
2. Hypocrite
3. A follower who believes they are a leader.
4. A person who makes decisions based on emotions or off of what another liberal said never from facts.

1. In the state of California liberals complained compulsively about building a natural energy source. When the state finally did build a windmill field. The liberals protested it claiming it was killing birds that flew into the energy windmills.
2. Ted Kennedy

by KungFu April 4, 2005

antijoke

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz

"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".

by KungFu April 1, 2005