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butt punch

Exactly what it sounds like. A very hard punch to the buttocks. An excellent retort when you've been farted on. If done fast enough the sounds of the fart should speed up or change pitch.
bob thought he was being funny when he stuck his ass over my shoulder and farted he stopped laughing when I butt punched him.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the butt punchmug.

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law
I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the H.O.A.mug.

pro stunter

A pro-stunter is a person who performs tricks and maneuvers on a street motorcycle and is able to earn money doing so. Pros often make thier money by video taping the tricks and maneuvers and selling these stunt tapes and DVDs. However, there are also many pros that are able to earn money by doing shows, competing in events, and sometimes working in full scale movie productions world wide.
Starboyz, Todd Colbert and Team Xtreem, Thew and 1096, Streetfighterz, J.T.holt, Dan Jackson, AC Ferias, Gary Rothwell
by KungFu April 4, 2005
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stunter

A person that performs tricks and skilled maneuvers on a street motorcycle.
Did you see that guy pull off that mad circle wheelie?
Ya, he is a stunter with the skills.
by KungFu April 4, 2005
mugGet the stuntermug.

hot flash

an embarassing moment where suddenly your face blushes quickly and you can actually feel yourself blush. Sometimes accompanied with a sudden dropping feeling in your stomach.
We were at a party and I figured I could sneak out a fart but just as I did the music stopped and I got a serious hot flash.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
mugGet the hot flashmug.

manchild

David is a one upper manchild
by Kungfu October 16, 2023
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fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.
Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers
by KungFu April 5, 2005
mugGet the fallen gatekeepermug.

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