kung-fu jesus's definitions

zanzibar

Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.

Tell me what's your favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!


--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

1943

The year in which World War II stopped, according to the discovery channel.

Notice how discovery channel programming jumps from North Africa in 1942 straight to D-Day, in 1944. Probably because nothing really happened, and Italy isn't a real country anyway.


Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 20, 2004

OJing

(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.


(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.

If you would like to see his wife's body, it's at celebrity morgue

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

hook

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

breathed his last

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.

He let out a cry and breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004