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Patriot

(n.) One who is proud of thier roots and has love for thier fellow countrymen and thier land.
Most of the definitions here represent the 5% (270 million, or ther abouts)of the world who are in the united states. Patriotism is 95% about the rest of the world. Rule Britannia, and fuck your pitiful homelands. Rise again! Rise again!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Patriotmug.

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot
The puritains sucked, and still do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Puritainmug.

niggaz4life

It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!
by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the niggaz4lifemug.

Round House

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the Round Housemug.

tupence

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the tupencemug.

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the sistinemug.

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