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fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.
Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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group effort orgasm

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.
There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.
I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).
Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
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Fang

(n.) A long canine tooth, used to suck blood, apparantly.
People with fangs are losers.



Eliturk bought soem fangs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.
Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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