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keep it in the family

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.
That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
mugGet the keep it in the familymug.

scapegoat

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
mugGet the scapegoatmug.

penguins taste like babies

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the penguins taste like babiesmug.

anti-comintern pact

A pact between Germany & Japan (25 Nov 1936) and later Germany, Italy & Japan (6 Nov 1937). Japan renounced it in 1939, not wanting to see it as an excuse to have to fight directly with european powers at war with Germany, but in light of German victories formed a Tripartite Pact a year later.
The anti-comintern pact was farcial, because Japan and the USSR did not go to war until the USSR felt victory was assured and grabbed territory from 8 Aug 1945.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
mugGet the anti-comintern pactmug.

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.
"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the chainsawmug.

dustman

a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.
Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the dustmanmug.

store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the store robbery gunmug.

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