kung-fu jesus's definitions

lieutenant dan

The act of picking up an amputee (legless) for sex. See acrotomophilia

vietnam veterans without legs turn me on!

by kung-fu jesus September 6, 2004

up and leave

(v.) To leave suddenly without warning.

He just upped and left. No note, no explaination, nothing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

contribution

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit

We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

trial by media

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.

Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004