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convertable yellow saab

(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.
A convertable yellow saab is a good example.


The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Labour

A socialist political party currently in power in the United Kingdom. Known for quick-fix solutions and crap handling of the economy. Best prime minister so far was Clement Atlee who managed wo things in nearly six years- Beating Churchill out of government, and making the national health service.
The last Labour government under James Callaghan taxed @ 98% for any earnings over £100,000. A great way to get people to work for british business. Thankfully, it was reversed by good old Maggie Thacher
by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004
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smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.
Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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thankyoutony

www.thankyoutony.com

A website made by americans desperate to prove there is strong support for Iraq by sucking cock of the vertically challenged british prime minister, tony b liar. The creators and designers of this site have made sure the opening page makes no sense "Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;" Is the opening sentence, followed by more illiterate drivel and sycophancy. the fuckwits who made it up are also unaware of the general dis-satisfaction of the british population over the situation.
Fuck you Tony Blair, you 5'5" stupid cocksucking socialist politically correct, moronic, anti-british, pro-american, bush loving poodle. See dumbdumbhorsenose
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
mugGet the thankyoutonymug.

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.
I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.
The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.
by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004
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