After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
Spanish supermarket chain. Notoriusly good layout to perform rape in the toilet. The doors are wicked thick, and no-one can hear you scream.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.
(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.
(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.
consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004