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(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.
I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.
by kung-fu jesus May 14, 2004
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(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.
over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.
by kung-fu jesus May 9, 2004
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When a formerly powerful party (country, group, individual) begins to earn as they did at thier best years.
Germany had an economic resurgence between the world wars.
by kung-fu jesus April 29, 2004
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(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.
by kung-fu jesus June 15, 2004
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For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.
Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.
by kung-fu jesus April 28, 2004
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An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.
Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.
by kung-fu jesus July 30, 2004
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One who commits acts of beastiality.
Psycho bitch is a zooerastian.
by kung-fu jesus April 18, 2004
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