1020 definitions by kung-fu jesus

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.
That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.
by kung-fu jesus May 11, 2004
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Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.
Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!
by kung-fu jesus April 30, 2004
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It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!
by kung-fu jesus April 28, 2004
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(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
by kung-fu jesus May 2, 2004
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(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.
Where's your tool?


What tool?



*WHACK*
by kung-fu jesus July 20, 2004
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