kristen's definitions

fuck that shit

A term (often used by teenagers which are more under the punk/alternative influence) meaning "no way".
Fuck that shit is today's new "no way jose"

"Go out without applying ions of gel to my hair first!? Fuck that shit!!"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

tig ol bitties

A mysterious belief that switching the first constants of 2 words around is actually cool.

"Anyone who says "tig ol bitties" is a uckin' fidiot."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

k-town

A slick term for Kirkland, Washington

Representin' K-town!

by Kristen February 16, 2005

whopperjawed

not right, sideways, askew

There was a book in my backpack that was whopperjawed, therefore; it was diggin into my back.

by Kristen November 17, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005

gribbesh

verb. to physically abuse an animate object with an inaniamte object.

Little Freddy is going to gribbesh his parakeet with a tire iron if it doesn't stop squawking.

by kristen January 22, 2005