Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.
-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport?
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.
by kristen January 14, 2005
a large, gluttonous female mammal prone to overeating and harrassing males half her size in order to prove her own sexuality
that girl who lives down the hall, you know..the one who thinks she can walk around in her little cami and pj pants fit for a 5 year old.. yeah, thats her...
by Kristen January 14, 2005
An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.
by Kristen December 01, 2003
Any of the various varieties of excellent Wawa cold drinks. Half-gallons of these crazy concoctions cost next to nothing.
by Kristen July 01, 2004
I'm a prissy person, and I'm none of those things! I'm kind, sweet, fun to be around, and sure I might be a little spoiled, but thats not a bad thing to a certain extent
by Kristen March 07, 2005
by Kristen September 08, 2004