knightshade's definitions

olisbos

Another term for a dildo.

Hey, did you know dildoes used to be called olisbodes?

by knightshade December 14, 2004

crudhopper

A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.

"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.

by knightshade May 16, 2006

gomphosis

1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.

2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.

Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.

Nate and Lisa are, like, gomphosis.

by knightshade December 10, 2004

lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

by knightshade May 16, 2006

gizzemblutz

One of three mild profanities invented at Dullen Studios© for the inhabitants of the Lost Lands in their first indie film, The Lost Ones. Its use has now broadened, and is commonly used in this general area.

The first element (gizzem-) is almost certainly a corruption of goddamn. The second half (-blutz) was probably influenced by fuck. The word is clearly styled to look as if it is of Yiddish descent.

"Gizzemblutz!" Gordon grumbled as he stubbed his toe on his way in from the garage.

by knightshade May 16, 2006