Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.
The sound of the f'n birds when you and you are trying to sleep with a hot kitty and you can't stop laughing becuase everytime you put your finger on her button the damn bird goes caw-caw.
Kitty would have gotten some play, but the bird would not stop going caw-caw.