2 definitions by kirstead
Mclargepants: My ex was one of those people who purposely get close to smokers and cough at them, etc. Every time I tried to get her to stop but nope she needed to be the one to tell them that they are killing themselves and others.
6 months later, a cool/hot guy offers her a cig, and now she's an avid smoker.
marmalade: she sounds like a sesquiquim
6 months later, a cool/hot guy offers her a cig, and now she's an avid smoker.
marmalade: she sounds like a sesquiquim
by kirstead July 16, 2011
When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.
Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
Aw shit man did you chew on it?
by kirstead April 11, 2010