kingdick's definitions

Fitness Made Simple

It's made for real people.

It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...

by kingdick May 6, 2005

Frogtown

A place where if you step on somebody's shoes, they'll fucking kill you.

If you do that in Frogtown they'll kill you!

by kingdick April 22, 2005

cran

The way in which idiots pronounce the word crayon, forgetting that there is a y and an o in the word. Most often found in areas in which inbreeding is prevalent.

Joe: Hey Chris, what's that you've got shoved up your ass there?
Chris: Oh, it's a yellow-green cran.
Joe: Don't you mean crayon?
Chris: No.

by kingdick April 22, 2005

diabetes

The disease that Matt Erjavec suffers from.

In addition to needing shots, Matt Erjavec's diabetes require a hug a day from members of the opposite sex. If he does not get this hug, he dies.

by kingdick May 3, 2005

Heck

The worst place ever

After stepping in a flaming bag of dog shit, RJ told the perpetrators to go to heck.

by kingdick April 29, 2005

Donnie Darko

An overrated movie. It's most often liked by people who think they're cool just because they like it.

Dickhead 1: Dude, Donnie Darko is such a tight movie! It's Patrick Swayze's best since "Point Break."
Dickhead 2: Yeah, and it's got a really sweet bunny in it too.

by kingdick April 22, 2005

Snarf

Snarf was Lion-O's "nursemaid" on Thundera, and he has a hard time dealing with the fact that Lion-O is no longer in need of his "protection". Although he's somewhat cowardly, Snarf does manage to gather his wits and help when needed.

Snarf, where is my bed pan? i'm going to piss the bed soon

by Kingdick January 24, 2005