MacGuyver

verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else

My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

on the fritz

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.

I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.

by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

Rig

To tamper with something so the outcome benefits a pre-chosen person or group.

I didn't win the million dollar prize, so I reckon the damn competition must be rigged.

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003