sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 17, 2003

bank job

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.

Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

by kid chameleon October 17, 2003