Definitions by kickbutter

Opaqueup

Heavy makeup such that you can't see any real face.

Jessica's wearing opaqueup today. It looks like she put it on with a shovel.

Opaqueup by kickbutter September 8, 2011

Hypochondriunk

A person displaying the effects of drunkeness after having consumed only minimal amounts of alcohol. This person has convinced him/herself that he/she is drunk. Hypochondriunks are often n00b drinkers who expect huge results from a small dose.

"Randy is such a hypochondriunk -- he isn't even halfway on his first beer but he's staggering around like he's been drinking all night!"

Hypochondriunk by Kickbutter June 9, 2009