kellybex's definitions

Festival of Whores

Place where there are lots of available women.

"Dude, how was the action in Dewey?" "Awesome, it was like a Festival of Whores."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

whoregasm

the intense orgasm had after doing something very slutty...

"I know I shouldn't have cheated on Ted...but I had such a whoregasm w/Rob..."

or

"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"

by kellybex September 1, 2009

Cougar Mange

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!

Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!

by kellybex December 14, 2009