kellybex's definitions
"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."
"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?
"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?
"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
by kellybex July 15, 2009
Get the cougwhoremug. A combination of FEAR and FASCINATION. Fascinated horror...you're intrigued, yet terrified, and you can't look away.
Susi: "I can't believe you like Honey Boo Boo!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."
"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."
"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"
by kellybex January 2, 2013
Get the fearscinatedmug. This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
by kellybex December 14, 2009
Get the Cougar Mangemug.