kelly's definitions

mopeen

a dish towel. usually uesed to dry the dishes or wipe up a spill in the kitchen.

"Get the mopeen so you can dry the dishes, woman!"

by Kelly January 16, 2004

tooshie lingus

the act of licking an anus

kelly likes tooshie lingus

by kelly January 17, 2004

bdong

Something that is both bad and wrong, but much, much worse.

Evil Master Betty is bdong.

by Kelly January 19, 2004

tewl

an alternate spelling of "tool"

Shut up faggot, you are a tewl.

by Kelly January 30, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

Butt Nibbler

Someone who prefers to stick their tounge in the wrong orriface...

Shut up Worm you Butt Nibbler

by Kelly February 5, 2004

Koresh

to burn

I koreshed the toast.

by Kelly November 25, 2002