kelley's definitions

CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.

"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

hadji

used as slang by troops in Iraq to describe an Iraqi citizen. Usually used in an offensive context. Also spelled Hajji, because noone can make up thier minds which is correct.
Hadji is actually a term of respect for muslims who have made the piligrmage to Mecca and completed the "Hajj". Those who have completed the Hajj often have Hajj added as a prefix to thier name when being formally addressed.

I don't trust those fucking hadjis, they wave at you one day and shoot at you the next.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

motor

a cat's purr

my cat has a loud motor

by Kelley March 20, 2004

BDS

Bang Dem Shits. Carpentry slang for "pound some nails".

We are behind schedule so we really gotta go bang dem shits today.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

ncmos

non-commital make out sessions. Almost like a one night stand, but without the actual penetration.

one night stands are too iffy, so I'll go out and get me a ncmo tonight.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

smiggy

it's what we call a cigarette, mix between "ciggy" and "smoke".

you wann go have a smiggy?

by Kelley March 19, 2004

friends with benefits

This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.

Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.

by Kelley January 27, 2004