Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.
1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.
by Kelley December 10, 2003
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saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.
"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"
by Kelley April 11, 2004
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friends with benefits

This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.
Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.
by Kelley January 27, 2004
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CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.
"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."
by Kelley April 10, 2004
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googooplex

Verb: to seal up plastic or rubber and allow it to remain flexible.
Googooplex it and it will bounce again.
by Kelley May 05, 2003
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Reiky-Eiko

Wow, he's cool.
Sleek and cunning, and VERY SILENT.
Damn you, talk =(
Things are bad in his life, but he's very optimistic.
What a cool guy.
Also the sound dolphins make.

Comes from me.
"Wow, he's suave, what an Eiko"
by Kelley April 10, 2004
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hadji

used as slang by troops in Iraq to describe an Iraqi citizen. Usually used in an offensive context. Also spelled Hajji, because noone can make up thier minds which is correct.
Hadji is actually a term of respect for muslims who have made the piligrmage to Mecca and completed the "Hajj". Those who have completed the Hajj often have Hajj added as a prefix to thier name when being formally addressed.
I don't trust those fucking hadjis, they wave at you one day and shoot at you the next.
by Kelley March 20, 2004
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