keVIInXI's definitions
A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.
1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."
Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."
Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."
Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
by keVIInXI August 17, 2010
Get the name damagemug. a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
Get the cohabitation without fornicationmug. a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and sex.
Sarah: "Mindy, how did you and Roger meet?"
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.
Mindy: "Well, I used disharmony.com. I picked him up at TGI Fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.
by keVIInXI July 24, 2012
Get the disharmony.commug.