Definitions by keVIInXI

Bigger Than Oprah 

a compliment or insult used to imply that a person is somehow bigger than Oprah, the self-important celebrity multi-media megalomaniac.

Compliment: "Janice! You are sooooo famous. You're bigger than Oprah!"

Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!

Bigger Than Oprah by keVIInXI December 4, 2010

E Harmony 

an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.

Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"

E Harmony by keVIInXI September 22, 2010

name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.

1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"

name damage by keVIInXI August 17, 2010