kaworu's definitions

whooped

adj. The state of having been beaten down.

see pwned

By the end of fencing class Emily was so whooped by Whitney that she cried. Whitney laughed because Emily is a bitch.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

cool boots

adj. The state of something being very cool and agreeable.

Hanging out with those hippies certainly was cool boots for the time being but their cult-like tendencies really freaked me out.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

magic wand

1)noun. a dildo or vibrator

2) a device that will someday render men obsolete

After shopping in duPont circle and buying two vibrators Whit took the train to the National Gallery or Art where the bag checker made a wise crack about her purchase. Later that day on the train she and her friend, Sandra, had a duel smacking each other with their vibrating magic wands.

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

eggular

1) Coined terminology for describing the quality of something being egg-shaped.

2) Similar to tubular except that it lacks being hollow.

(It's pronunciation is similar to that of "jugular" as in "OH MY GOD! DON'T BITE HER JUGULAR!")

1) Frustrated at using the cumbersome term "egg-shaped" to describe the sleek and eggular form of the newly engineered product made by Gilette, Sharique adopted the terminology "eggular". Then she told her art historian friend, Wes, who immediately took a liking to it and used it to describe everything from the echo, the bull terrier's characteristic nose and the formal qualities of Constantin Brancusi's sculptures.

2) Duuuuude, "spooktacular savings" at CVS pharmacy?! That's totally eggular!

by Kaworu July 7, 2004