blonde moment

when someone who is not usually ditzy acts like a total ass; when you feel the need to act like Britney Spears

i usually act like i have a brain, but right now im having a blonde moment

by kate September 29, 2003

hoo-ha

any genitals on either a boy or a girl

Jenny kicked Tim in his hoo-ha

That skirt is so low you can almost see your hoo-ha

by kate January 19, 2005

breasts

the things that stick to the front of women and fat mens cheasts and bounce when they walk. If a bra is not worn they may bounce to much, even so far as to escape.

'o no, my boobies fell out and all the young men are starting. golly gosh, whatever shall I do?'

by Kate September 17, 2003

subtitties

The titties below the titties.

"What are those titties below your titties?"
"Oh, those are my subtitties."

by Kate December 27, 2008

Telecot

Sober; of good state of mind

I woke up the next morning and wasn't quite telecot.

by Kate July 19, 2004

pizza bone

The part of the pizza that's left over after someone's eaten the part with all the toppings on it.

Bob didn't like the crust, so he left all his pizza bones on his plate.

by Kate April 19, 2005

arsehole

My mothers ex best friend, who fucked her daughter in law and stabbed her in the back. Et tu, Brutus! She spent half her life giving him things, taking him to England, and generally treating him like her son, before he decided to follow his dick like the arsehole he is.

Shaun, you're an arsehole, mate.

by Kate March 11, 2004