31 definitions by kate charlton

Slidel

Ass to mouth followed by a snowball.

Sadie: What did you think of that?
Robert: Well, the ass to mouth was awesome, but next time swallow before you kiss me. I totally taste like your ass and my cum. Not cool.
Sadie: It's called a Slidel, and now you now how I feel every time you ask me to swallow you after you fuck my ass.

by kate charlton April 1, 2008

assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

by kate charlton May 29, 2008

Dock Job

To perform and receive oral sex on a dock, preferably resulting in lost articles of clothing into the water by both parties.

She totally gave him a dock job, and had the bruises to prove it.

by kate charlton May 14, 2008

Sex Goggles

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.

David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.

by kate charlton July 28, 2008

Motorbation

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbation helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by kate charlton August 8, 2008

Courtesy Blow Job

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.

After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.

by kate charlton August 1, 2008

Postcoital Bliss

That euphoric feeling directly after having an orgasm. After orgasm, both men and women release the chemicals oxytocin, prolactin, gamma amino butyric acid (GABA), and endorphins that work to tell the body and mind to relax after sex.

We were just laying there enjoying the postcoital bliss and he said "I love you". And I said, "just enjoy the afterglow and don't get all sappy".

by kate charlton February 15, 2008