Homestar runner is the main character of homestarrunner.com, he looks like a guy without arms who is white all over, wearing a red shirt with a star on it and a helicopter hat,he also has a serious speech impediment, he is stupid, but his stupidity often works well for him, he has a rival strongbad and a girlfriend marzipan he lives in free town- USA near prance, he is one of the coolest characters on the site aswell and his site is hilarious.
Homestar:Now class, i will show you how to make a wet computer out of strongbads computer, first, take some mountain dew, then apply liberally....
He pours mountain dew over strongbads computer
After a little wait
Woah this sodas like never ending
(singing)neeveer ending soodaa
He pours mountain dew over strongbads computer
After a little wait
Woah this sodas like never ending
(singing)neeveer ending soodaa
by Kash August 20, 2004

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Cigarrette that has the tobacco carefully removed and then repacked with crushed crack or crystal meth for recreational use.
by Kash April 07, 2003
